Pirate Show and Dinner on a Cruise in Puerto Vallarta

Pirate Show and Dinner on a Cruise in Puerto Vallarta is an evening on a 700-ton galleon that sails around Puerto Vallarta's bay. It is described as a show for adults who really want to have fun, combining dinner, live music, a pirate show and an open bar. The itinerary lists 240 minutes in total.

Dinner is the centerpiece, with a lobster tail combined with filet mignon among the dishes mentioned, and seven options in all. The description also lists a premium open bar with national and international drinks, live music and a series of fun activities on board. A tour around the bay is part of the trip, so you have time on the water as well as at the table.

The pirate theme is carried through the show. The description mentions characters in special makeup, fireworks and a pirate tavern with special effects. The operator sums up the mood by saying to come ready to have fun, because party poppers walk the plank. It is aimed at grown-ups looking for a lively night out rather than a quiet dinner.

Practical details: dinner, the bay tour, the pirate show, the national and international open bar, fun activities and the live music show are included. A port fee of 3 USD per person, tips and transportation are not included. Wear comfortable clothes and shoes. The tour is listed as suitable for all physical fitness levels, though it is not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries, pregnant travelers or those with poor cardiovascular health. The listing gives no meeting point, departure time or age policy, so confirm these when you book.